Wednesday, January 14, 2004

Spaulding Gray vs. Old Gray Lady

Missing spoken Word Artist Spaulding Gray seems sadly to be following the route of other porn performers. What? You mean you didn't know that Gray was, uh, involved at one time in two porn films? The Farmer's Daughter and The Opening of Misty Beethoven.

Now the merry band of Sixers at the NY Post report that the missing Spaulding's family is upset that the Old Gray Lady fucked up once again, printing his home address:

"Times spokeswoman Catherine Mathis responded, 'We indeed published Gray's home address, through an oversight. Our usual practice is to mention the neighborhood in more general terms. We did not send reporters to any school attended by Gray's children, and none of our people approached his therapist. We hope no one outside our employ invoked our name falsely.'"

Is that all you hope, guys? Oh it's all about the Old Gray Lady, now, isn't it. (averted gaze)



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