Saturday, March 11, 2006

Picture Pages, Picture Pages ...

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Viveka Fox inadvertently demonstrates why one should address the symmetrical positioning one's breasts -- studiously -- for awards shows, especially when that unruly element silicon is part of the equation. (image via wireimage)

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Bloated reptilian "man-o-whore" Jared Leto scurries, gekko-like, to quickly get 'neath his heat rock. (image via jusjared)

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"You want me to blog for you, Arianna? Whuzzat? Is it like the Dragon-in-the-Void position in the Kama Sutra, izzit? I'm aces at that one." (image via huffingtonpost)

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This constipated-looking Hipster was disappointed to learn the age-old truism that women, as a rule, are generally not as attracted to virgins as men usually are. (image via thecobrasnake)

1 comment:

Nick said...

I'm stealing that Fox image of yours, if that's all right.