Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Whitney Houston's Crack Problem

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The Corsair wasn't going to post today. We have a hectic schedule. But the Whitney Houston crack development calls for "A Very Special Episode" of The Corsair.


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Our first indication was the concave ass. (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment) Ass shouldn't be like that. It's plain wrong. The second indication of pharmaceutical overindulgence was the constipation. Memorably, Bobby Brown displayed "real black love" by helping her remove -- digitally -- an offending mass of impacted waste. (Averted Gaze) Then, the synchronized crack-dance (Samuel L. Jackson simulated a similar crack-shuffle in "Jungle Fever" as the festive Gator).

It's official: "The Greatest Love of All" was about the crackrock.


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