Monday, June 26, 2006

Stallone and Schwarzenegger Quiver

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Eskimo Brothers? (Eew)(image via vrtnieuws)

This item kind of freaked us out. We needed some down-time to smooth our heads out after reading it. According to our favorite Superhero gossip duo Rush and Molloy:

"Movie musclemen Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone quivered and caved after getting calls from a supermarket tabloid, a private investigator claims."

Can you imagine what a Stallone-Schwarenegger quiverfest might entail? A broth of babboonish musk assaulting our nostrils. Bitch tits oscillating wildly. The gobs of over-mantanned flesh -- jellyish -- marinating in the breeze, the spraying of hot oil (duck!), and, of course, liberal run-off of desicated beef liver tablets? (Averted Gaze) They continue:

"A National Enquirer reporter boasted that she got a one-on-one interview with Schwarzenegger, now the governor of California, after editors threatened to run a story on rumors that he slept with Brigitte Nielsen. The two co-starred in the 1985 leather-kilt epic 'Red Sonja,' and Nielsen married Stallone five months after the film's release."

And, if memory serves, Stallone all but broke off his friendship with Eddie Murphy when the his boozy Nordic bride was ensorcelled in rumors of a BevCaop2 on-set fling with the tranny chasing knucklehead. Murphy vehemently denied the rumors but -- as we learned later -- 'Gitte is not averse to a helping of ... "dark meat." More:

"Turns out the reporter herself was being recorded by a writer at The Globe, Jim Mitteager. 'That's how I got Schwarzenegger,' The Enquirer scribe crows on tape.

"Stallone later had his own problems with the paper. The Enquirer reporter is heard to say that Stallone handed over personal information after the paper obtained nude photos of him taken from the set of 'The Specialist,' a steamy thriller co-starring Sharon Stone."



Run! Stallone grease fire! (image via okladki)

What's the street value on Stallone nude pix? And -- more to the point -- do they include images of the *alleged* Stallone pump (See: June 24, 2004 entry)?

Enquiring minds, and all that.

Steamy is kind. Oily would be more accurate.

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