Resolved: Leg Luggage Is "In"



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Being "ankled," or, festooned with leg luggage, has finally arrived. It is testament to one's essential badness and a nod to the powers of Western technology ("That think can sense when you take a shot of Beefeater?")that this sensible alternative to prison is the favored piece of jewelry to the stars. It wouldn't surprise us a bit if Jacob the Jeweler blinged one of those fuckers out. Good old Lindsay Lohan, just out of rehab and scoring "X," but still putting out the bullshit that she's clean and sober. From our favorite superhero gossip duo, Rush and Molloy:

"Lindsay Lohan modeled a new piece of chunky jewelry in Beverly Hills yesterday: her alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet. On a stroll to her hairdresser, the camera-ready starlet sported cutoff shorts, tan gams and supposed sobriety. While some celebs - including comedian and DUI suspect Tracy Morgan - have been ordered by the law to don an ankle attachment, Lohan's alien accessory is strictly optional. As long as she's got the leg luggage, La Lohan can party like she did in Vegas last weekend without any 'questions about her sobriety,' says her rep."

So long, we suppose, as one has the "X" option, who the fuck needs a drink.